I am 100% down with Irn-Bru fudge.

Why stop at sarcasm? Why not just fling the entire plate in the server’s face, flip the table, and scream “I WAS CHEWING, MOTHERFUCKER!!” then set three fires on your way out the door.

Ohhhh lord, not the “your tip depends on my mood” guy.

The recipe in the Joy of Cooking book is pretty damn good. I make that a lot.

Yeah, that’s a whole different thing, and it’s perfectly acceptable to expect the weirdos to bring their own food. ;)

Well, obviously. But to me, that is entirely different from inviting people to dinner. If a friends says “hey come over for dinner on Saturday” then I’m expecting to be fed with minimal effort from me. I’ll bring wine. Not “oh, you’re vegan, you’ll have to bring your own food, sorry.”

If I’m invited to someone’e house for dinner and asked to bring my own food, I’m going to decline and then go set that house on fire because that is rude.

Grilled portobella caps are a staple on my grill.

I know they’re problematic as hell, but the Thug Kitchen cookbooks are vegan and the recipes are reasonable!

Oh for fuck’s sake. Children are as individual as adults. What works for one child does not work for another. That’s why there are 1 billion parenting books out there.

Nah. My child has never set foot in a McDonald’s and anyway that is not the place to teach table manners. That shit is taught AT HOME, and then you test it out in the real world.

Here’s what you do, Greg.

It’s a no from me, dawg. Going down is a TWO-WAY ELEVATOR, my dude.

I STAND CORRECTED. Please accept my humble apology, prompted by my husband, who is a man, and therefore thinks for me. You are correct, I am wrong, and I will now get back in the kitchen where I am meant to be.

You present a VERY strong case here.

Just the women, though. Men will be able to get them easily because the glass ceiling doesn’t exist for them.

I’m here for it.

All you have to do is show the lady this letter and SHE will break up WITH YOU, because you are A MORON.

Anyone who burns popcorn in the office microwave should be beaten with a stapler.

He didn’t have any dip!