Yeah, if anything that is the correct way to handle Keystone Light.

This is good, but would have been better without the quotation marks. You need to really commit to your joke.

Everything is so PC these days!!

Depends. If the officer is white and the person shot is a PoC, the officer is usually given a paid vacation (normally called “suspension with pay while we investigate”). I’m not really sure how it goes if the people involved are different.

I’m an IPA nerd (I was looking at my Untappd check-ins and fully 75% of them are IPAs of one sort or another) but I don’t really love the hazy trend. The tropical or candy-like topnotes are not my favorite. I’d rather my IPA taste a little bit like grapefruit or pine needles! I’m not gonna pass it up, usually, but I’m…

Yep. He’s Henry Charles Albert David.

Kathryn Hahn is the only good thing about that movie.

We already have a Henry, they wouldn’t repeat a name in the very next generation!

*Looks at degree in Lingustics*

“Libelous” from someone who doesn’t know what hearsay is.

Yep. And now that we have the cash to do a reno, What’s-His-Name got a new job that means we’ll probably move in the next three years (once WeePiglet is out of 8th grade in June 2020) because he doesn’t want to commute for the rest of his life. Timing is everything, man!

I wrote a lot of words about my refrigerator! Thank you for helping me procrastinate this paper I’m supposed to be writing. :)

I *know* stainless isn’t usually magnetic (my dishwasher is also stainless, but magnetic, so that’s interesting). I didn’t choose or buy these appliances and I reserve the right to complain about them as hard and as often as I like. Apparently there is or was a way I could get a new facade for the front of this fridge…

I hate my kitchen.

He totally “the dad” in the Naughty Babysitter porn.

Same. I would have taken the hit on that tip just for the sheer pleasure of fucking up this dude’s day a second time.

You sound like a complete dick. I am glad to be out of the server game because of people like you. What an asshole.

Oooh, you went and confused the kids today!

Obviously, that is the ideal. But if that’s not a feasible possibility (general constraints include time, money, location, etc), we should strive to provide context in situ. There’s nothing stopping anyone from doing the research and writing the stories of the women this man used and presenting them alongside the…