But it was a blind test, soooooooooo...

I feel so bad for people who don’t live near Wegmans. Wegmans ketchup is the best ketchup.

As usual, I agree with you. And all this talk about “bring your own tupperware/forks/straws/napkins?” Fuck that shit, I’ll eat at home. Going to a restaurant is so I don’t have to do those things, I expect them to be provided.

Gosh, it’s almost as if he’s experiencing the same kinds of anxieties and symptoms that many women often experience as a result of being sexually assaulted and having their entire lives exposed if they report it!

Lindsey Buckingham is a criminally underrated guitarist.

My university pays the football coach over a half-million dollars per year (and our football team is beyond terrible) yet we also have a student food pantry. It’s ridiculous and stupid that these two things coexist.

I am here with you. Saw both of them in the theater, even.

Making rice is one of my special skills, which I seem to have successfully passed down to my daughter. The trade-off is that I can’t seem to roast a chicken with any kind of predictable success, though. Oh well.

Co-signed.

Isn’t the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over expecting different results? Bigots are insane. They try so hard and fail every time.

Agreed. I can’t imagine how goddamn boring that whole thing would be. Having to speak “properly” to “dignitaries” would be soul-crushing. I’d be far more likely to get halfway through a bottle of wine and start asking things like “so, which animal do you like better: otters or sloths?”

I am 100% here for this. I wonder if the new Whole Foods by my house carries them. One thing I discovered on a trip to the UK that I can only find sporadically here in the US (at Whole Foods!) is the spicy Thai flavor chips. We had to cobble together a post-pub meal one night and those ended up in the basket and holy…

Every single question can be answered in this way.

YES! I had a sound-proof office (more or less - my domain was where the safe lived) and we had a great time hiding from some of our more... fragrant customers, let’s say.

The entire premise of the show “Undercover Boss” is predicated on the fact that most rank-and-file workers have no idea what the CEO looks like.

People who name their children Cody should be beaten.

Ugh, yes. I get a lot of “can I ask you a question?” Well you just did. Oh, you have another? Just ask, dude.

Filed under: NO DUH.

I don’t want to alarm you, but that might be the first sign of a stroke. You may want to get checked out.

WHAAAAAT?