I keep getting a John Travolta vibe from him.

Nope, fuck off with that. We need to teach kids how to act in public and the sooner we do that, the better.

Yeah, but my friend’s cousin’s next-door neighbor’s co-worker’s daughter did this and it SAVED HER LIFE.

If they have tasting rooms, they most certainly are bars.

This is an excellent lesson to learn. I learned it from Pee-Wee Herman, in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure: he’s showing off on his bike and crashes spectacularly. He stands up, straightens his jacket, and says, “I meant to do that.”

This is how I’ve lived my life ever since.

I’mma let you finish, but Wegmans brand ketchup is superior to all.

FINE, I GUESS YOU CAN BE COOL, TOO.

Doing the actual, physical travelling, yes - put my face in a book and people need to leave me alone. But when I get to where I’m going I will talk to anyone and everyone about wherever it is I am because that’s the whole point of travelling! Meeting locals and seeing cool shit!

No, honey. No. You take your glorified whistle and go sit over there with the rest of the future kindergarten teachers.

I am kind of loving this give-no-fucks-earth-mama look Drew has going on here.

What in the actual goddamn kingdom of fuck is that all about?

He has whatever the male equivalent is of a FUPA.

Victor Garber seems like the world’s nicest dude. I can even forgive him for that terrible mustache he has at the end of Singles.

She plays The One True Instrument, which goes a long way toward making me like her more.

If I’m anywhere near home (not travelling, that is), I will happily drag along a book and read it while I dine solo. But if I’m somewhere that required me to use my passport to get there? Hell no, I’m sitting at the bar or wherever, chatting up the locals. That is really the best way to travel and this has served me…

“Dweeb” is the best word for this guy. Like, it’s beer, and not even particularly excellent beer, Brendan.

Thank god for Untappd or I’d never be able to remember what sets me off! Luckily, I make a note of it on my Untappd checkin so I can remember to try to avoid whatever the trigger was, but I am a daredevil and end up with a slapped-face-looking situation more often than is probably healthy. Oh well.

I’m sure Sam Calagione has already been on the phone with this guy. Can’t wait for Dogfish Head Tongue Destroyer!

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who reacted to certain hops! I get like a reddish “mask” on my face that is fire and itching! SO WEIRD. Doesn’t deter me from drinking, but it’s irritating!

Yes. We have some shared things that we both know the passwords for, but I know FAR more of his passwords than he knows of mine. Mostly because he tells me or needs me to do stuff or whatever.