While I am not against glitter in all forms (more sparkle, I say), I hate this.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t know. You kind of get what you pay for in a situation like that.

I started my married career with a set of 8 Riedel burgundy glasses. 18 years later, we’re down to 3.

I can’t imagine a scenario in which this would be useful and I’ve already considered the sticky boil-over problems that could result. I guess if you had an extra IP laying around and you weren’t worried about utterly destroying it, then yeah, go ‘head and go, man.

Riiiiiiiight - you took a job knowing what the place was like and you’re upset that the folks there acted exactly as advertised? ‘Scuse me while I look for an even tinier violin than the world’s tiniest violin to play a sad sad song for you, ya jag.

It was all quite sudden for me - I was losing a pound or two a week, and then just all of a sudden when I got to 15 pounds, everything shifted and my clothes started fitting weird and I could see a difference. But it honestly took a good 15 pounds (like 4 months) until it was noticeable.

I just threw out my biggest pair of pants! I desperately need to get new underpants but they’re rearranging my Target and I can’t find them right now, lol.

The spare tire might just be part of your fabulousness, friend. You can probably get rid of it with some kind of radical changes, like cutting out all fat/sugar and super-intense exercises, but ugh, that sounds like effort.

Marmaduke may or may not have found its way to my DVR. What’s-His-Name was all ‘why the hell did you record this?’ Well, Lee Pace is in it, and my soulmate Judy Greer, so... #noregrets

Congratulations, Aimee! That’s a big accomplishment!

Same. I can’t even be mad at him for being in Marmaduke. If he doesn’t want to answer the question, he shouldn’t have to. Maybe he’s not on either end of the Kinsey scale, but more in the middle? Who cares?

I giggle every time I see white asparagus at the market because no matter how old I get, I will always have the comedy stylings of a 9-year-old.

“Violently attracted” is exactly the right phrase. It’s almost a painful feeling.

I would absolutely stuff this in my face-hole if someone else is paying.

Pretty In Pink. I’ve seen that movie AT LEAST 500 times (that is not even an exaggeration, I might have a problem) can recite most of it from memory, own three different DVD versions of it, but if I come across it flipping channels, it’s staying on. See also: Rocky IV, Shawshank, 13 Going on 30, and pretty much any…

As a former Cute Denny’s Hostess (why they had me work overnights, in a college town, at the ripe old age of 19 is BEYOND ME), yeah, you probably did hit on me and yeah, I probably shot you down super-hard. I’m not sorry, but now that we’re all older, we can probably be friends.

That’s what I’ve been doing since July and it works really well. I don’t do strict tracking anymore because it makes me a little nuts, but I know pretty much what foods will keep me in my macro target range and which ones will blow it up.

DING DING DING!!!

Peeps season! The only time of the year when “new flavors” is a synonym for “trash!”

Usually when people say “Am I the only one...” the answer is no.