You can have anvils delivered to your doorstep NOW, though! Amazon, Acme... both start with A... coincidence? I DOUBT IT!!

Yes, and I generally give people the benefit of the doubt. But when I say, straight out, “by the way, I am hearing-impaired and this is how we can all work together to make this situation better for me” and that is STILL IGNORED or, better yet, people start whispering or covering their mouths or just silently mouthing…

TOEPICK!

Katarina Witt is STILL super fucking gorgeous.

You can 100% tell when a pair hate one another.

Or the shortened bullshit goddamned pockets in all my jeans. If I am carrying cash, I have to fold it up teeny because simply folding bills in half makes them stick out of the shitty asshole fucking “pocket.”

I know it’s not that difficult, I study languages for a living, sort of. But like I said, unless the people in my immediate orbit are ALSO learning ASL, then there’s no reason for me to do it. I can read lips and I’m not shy about asking people to speak up, slow down, and ENUNCIATE, MY GOD.

Nobody knows!! My husband is on the planning board for our town and when he told me they were building it I was all “NOOOOO WAAAAAAY” because whenever we visit his brother (who lives in Canada) we stop at TH like 5 times a day.

Nooooooooo!! I live in the middle of New Jersey and my town has a Timmy’s!! (It’s the only one I know of anywhere near here)

TimBits! And they are far superior to Dunkin’s Munchkins.

If you have a Tim Horton’s nearby, get their version of the glazed. It’s life-changing.

Exactly. If I thought the people in my life would be willing to put in the effort to learn ASL, then we could all learn together, but I know them all very well and not a single one of them would do it.

The Gerber gig is only for a year, he’s got plenty of time to rep bow ties to the under-3 set.

I wish I would have added lactose to the coffee stout I made because it just feels weird to me. It’s still beer and still drinkable, but I don’t love it as much as I wanted to.

Aww. Moms are great.

One of the parents is a teacher, so I’m not at all sure what’s going on there. One of these days, I will ask. But nicely, because I can imitate a nice person sometimes.

That makes sense!

AMEN

AMEN

Salted butter is LIFE.