I think so. One of these days, I will ask because I am nosy as hell and curious as to how and why a kid gets a name like that in this day and age.

Yeah, I knew that and when I first met this kid I thought that was how it was spelled, but it’s “Sinjin” and that makes me stabby.

I know a child named Sinjin, so... yeah.

In my experience as a GS troop leader, the list of approved sites is idiosyncratic, at best. It’s a negotiation between the local GS council and the owner/manager of the site and also maybe the town. We usually parked outside our local grocery store, which was fine, but one year we got permission to park in a much…

I’ve been a Professional Drinker (sometimes quite literally) for about 25 years now and I have not found your assertions to be true for me. They may be for other people, but even at my heaviest drinking periods, I still had a sweet tooth and didn’t notice any marked difference in craving or not craving sweets.

This is what we do.

The fear is real, but what separates the WOMEN from the boys are the people who get over it and do it anyway. Obviously, reading the manual is helpful, and doing the “water test” to get a feel for how the thing operates helps a lot. I’ve noticed that a lot of people want to go from opening the box to a full meal and,…

Pretty sure that’s not how you spell Serena Williams.

Good one!!

Would that make Roy the Holy Ghost?

This is the correct way to do things. When it comes to getting dips in your face with all haste, it’s best to streamline the process. One chip to rule them all.

Hey man, that movie has been out AWHILE.

“That’s NOT WHAT I SAID, assholes!”

Same, that’s why jokes work.

Wait, I thought that was Poochie?

I’m an Atheist Jew, so of course this isn’t my Jeopardy category.

Yeah but where is he NOW, huh? Resurrected, stuck around for like 3 days and then just fucked off again?

So... Jesus Goes to Mar-a-Lago?

This is the correct response.

Neil Diamond is a national treasure.