How can Passion of the Christ have a sequel? Doesn’t the main character die in the first one?

I guess it would depend on what kind of co-worker he was. If he was a shitbag on-set and just a douchelord in general, then yeah, I might be all “welp, this isn’t tragic.”

Hmmmm. That’s only kinda cool, and the potential for disaster is way lower. A flamethrower is still winning this.

“Step up?”

But that’s not NEARLY as cool-looking.

Yeah, getting past that “well the bottle’s open, might as well finish it” is REALLY hard. Thus, the wine stopper. I used to scoff at such things but now I have a cute little collection of them and the wine we drink won’t suffer too much for spending some re-corked time.

False - I wear my sunglasses indoors all the time because that is MY OWN PREFERENCE. You think it makes me aloof and unapproachable, you’re probably right. Stay away!

I admire your commitment to zero booze for a whole month. That’s kind of a big deal, especially the way you said you’d been drinking up to then.

I agree, and I will absolutely resort to fisticuffs to defend this opinion.

You’d think so, but he’s not allowed in the basement where the mice would be entering the house (he’s an asshole who poops in unreachable places), and he’s a fan of trophies so I would expect him to leave carcasses for me to find. AND he’s a fat-ass who bitches, LOUDLY, if he can see even the tiniest bit of the bottom…

We have a cat and he has, so far, delivered us three mice: 1 fully dead, 1 mostly dead, and 1 fully alive.

If it’s a place I go to a lot (the pizza joint, for example, or the sushi place that gives me 4 sets of chopsticks because it looks like I ordered for a whole refugee family but really, this $100 of sushi is just for me), then I tend to over-tip. This means the people get to know me and like me and slide me free shit…

I joined a new gym in July which is run by two former bodybuilders (a husband/wife team). They are both incredibly fit but are so honest about what it takes to get and stay that way. Hint: it ain’t easy.

This is beautiful.

Yep. UNLESS that glass container lives in the dark recesses of a cabinet and not out on a countertop AND you keep said glass container clean (you can tell when it’s looking greasy).

Good. Toys R Us stores are fucking terrible. They take “pink aisle/blue aisle” to a really gross extreme.

Good. Toys R Us stores are fucking terrible. They take “pink aisle/blue aisle” to a really gross extreme.

Re: Bovines - I’m guessing that if I were a cow on a truck that then crashed, I would be one stressed out bovine and I would probably shit everywhere. Smart money is on literal piles of cow shit.

I’mma let you finish, but Vermonty Python was the best B&J flavor of all time.

I’m as snobby as the next Professional Drunk, but I don’t get too het up about proper glassware. I don’t have the patience or the storage space.