Well, I’m not here to convince you of a thing that people saw with their own eyes, so have a nice day.

“Hey, at least you’re not us.”

And by “supposedly,” you mean “actually, this happened.”

All of these reactions are valid.

I can barely be arsed to cook for the humans in my household, much less the canines. I suppose if their health demanded it, I would do it, but they’re both healthy old ladies so I don’t.

All of this!! Replace “cars” with “beer” and this is basically my life.

The flavor combo here is what you get when you let an unsupervised 8-year-old demolish the cookie table at the family office holiday party and he throws up in the car on the way home. HARD PASS.

Cranberry Curd Tart Recipe

I made a cranberry curd tart this year for Thanksgiving and people LOST THEIR MINDS OVER IT like I was some kind of genius and not just your average home cook who used a NYTimes recipe with a chocolate shortbread crust.

It’s ALWAYS Kevin!! What a tool.

Everyone gets stabbed in the hand. Whoever doesn’t flinch gets the food.

That Wintry Blend coffee at #7 is about right for this list. I love that stuff and buy TONS of it every year.

YES. Does he make cakes for people who charge interest on loans? Does he make cakes for people who have committed adultery? Does he make cakes for people who are wearing mixed-fiber clothing?

I wonder if this dude ever made a bar mitzvah cake?

OH SHIT I got “myriad” mixed up. It should be an ADJECTIVE, not a noun.

Another “incorrect, but apparently acceptable now due to relentless misuse over the course of time” phenomenon is the hyper correction “between you and I”. It just effing kills me every time I hear it. And when a journalist or writer tosses it off, ugh.

I would have killed a man for piano lessons when I was a kid. Instead, I played saxophone (and flute, oboe, and clarinet). But piano, that’s a skill that I wish I had. We’re making WeePiglet take piano and I suppose I could take lessons too but I just don’t have time at the moment.

Her showing up in every other skit in her dress was killing me! She is hilarious and her timing is spot-on.

Yeah, that’s a problem - from a business standpoint. From a consumer standpoint, you can get booze or take booze pretty much wherever you like. There are folks working on changing the liquor license laws/costs but as you can imagine there is huge pushback from owners who have paid $250K and up for theirs.

10/10 would watch.