He was “engaged” to some weirdo lady a couple of years ago and it came out later that she wanted his DNA or something? I forget, but the girl was just as wacko as Charlie.

I think we have reached “peak coffee” with beers. Brewers are sticking coffee in everything lately and it’s not working as well as they think. I’ve had a number of coffee IPAs that were straight-up awful, and a coffee blonde that wasn’t too bad, but for me, I think coffee needs to stay in the Porter/Stout lane. If…

Nah, we shouldn’t be killing them. I’m not averse to putting them on their own little island surrounded by sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. If a few of them work hard and prove they aren’t garbage, they might be allowed out on some kind of supervised release program. I haven’t really hammered…

I said “powerful” which is a whole ‘nother thing. And he *is* powerful, but he definitely uses that power in shitty ways, from the sex nonsense to the blandness of what he advocates for in hip-hop.

You know, I thought these would bother me, what with being a survivor and all. I thought they’d be triggering, but they’re not, because there are just SO MANY of them and none of them are shocking. Not a single detail I’ve read has surprised me in any way. And THAT is a problem.

Ooh, that really makes the kids mad. Mostly because it’s true and they all know it, deep down.

Would Alfred Hitchcock’s cameos in his films count? I’m counting them.

ZsaZsa Gabor, my Celebrity Deathwatch MVP Emeritus (RIP), was “famous for being famous” before it was cool. Paris is just this generation’s iteration of it.

eeeeeeeeeeexactly. “I’m a powerful man in the music industry, what can I possibly do to address this issue?”

Sunday afternoons are usually so boring! I’ll log back in tomorrow and see that I have 482 notifications and ignore them all because life is more fun that way. :)

She’s a nut, but she’s our nut:

Russell Simmons is a shitburger. In my Rock History (easy A) class the other day, we were watching a film about the rise of hip-hop and in a segment discussing misogyny, Simmons is asked DIRECTLY about how videos treat women and he’s all “welllll I’m powerless, there’s nothing I can do!”

I don’t know, but that guy needs a new hobby because the dog is literally insane. We got her as a puppy rescue from a family who thought adding a puppy to a house with a 6-week-old newborn would be a good idea. Sleep deprivation is no joke.

One of my jackass dogs is a Husky/Border Collie mix and she’s a shedding asshole of a dog. I don’t think she has any skin - the hair just goes down to the bones. Or maybe she’s all hair? I can’t tell. We also own a fluffy bastard cat and another dog who doesn’t shed nearly as much (Pitbull/Lab mix).

U2 was my favorite band for my entire life up until a couple of years ago. We still see each other, but they’re more a sidepiece now in favor of Editors.

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the matte lippy. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all…

You’d be surprised! MedPoglett? Muppet? Beth?

His persona is not my favorite, but I watch Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives all the time because he goes to some cool places and eats some amazing-looking food. I’m here for that, but the Smash Mouth costume is a little played.

I looooove these cups! They’re so cute and give me something to look at while I’m on the bus (aside from the “hilarious” spellings of my incredibly common first name).

Right? Most places have a piece of paper “virtual tour” that apparently fulfills the requirements and they’ll just wave it at you when you go in. It’s a stupid rule!!