I don’t think it does, but y’know, whatever works.

No, I get that. What I want to know is, what does “better” actually mean? Better compared to what?

I like to credit my German DNA for my resistance to “please kill me” hangovers. I get dehydrated and shaky, but not the toilet-hugging wish for death that some folks get. I also don’t really drink hard liquor that much anymore, which I’m sure helps a lot.

Ehhhh get out of here with your obvious, logical solutions!

What do you mean by “better,” and how does that require money? As we’ve seen, rich people’s kids can be just as terrible, if not moreso, than anyone else.
What’s “better,” in this scenario?

There are upwards of 70 breweries in NJ now (not to mention all the cool ones over the rivers in NYC/upstate and PA) so... the answer is “a lot. A very lot.” My daughter, who is 11, actually helped lead a tour at Brooklyn Brewery one time just from overexposure to them (and also she’s the Head Brewer for our…

This is interesting, thinking that it will get more beer in the market. Shelf space is incredibly limited already, and there is only so much beer I can reasonably drink. Believe me, I have pushed those limits about as far as they’ll go before the family asks me if I will accept this help they’re offering today.

I think so - print mags are dying left and right, and honestly, do you know anyone who actually subscribes to People? Or any of the gossip rags?

Leave Robbie Rotten out of this!

Can’t forget the Ryans! And Oscar Isaac and Riz Ahmed and almost every other person in the world, even the questionable ones like Fassbender and Mark Ruffalo!

Of course! My list was just a partial (I don’t want to ask for more than I can get through in a day, you see)!

So Dev Patel, all the Hemsworths, all the Chrises and Jason Momoa all just died, did they?

Please ungrey me!! I am an historian who plans to focus on food history after graduation! Also, I am v. clever and occasionally kind of a bitch.

A regular funnel is too narrow for most chunky things. Canning funnel is where it’s at!

SHAMEY. Yes. It was such bullshit - I mean, the question/answer format is helpful for shit like pregnancy, but it was all “should I be worried that I’m not worried about being too worried?” Ugh, fuck that forever.
As quack-y as Dr Sears is, I found his book to be MUCH more accessible. Some of the postponing vax and…

When I was pregnant, some well-meaning individual got me What To Expect When You’re Expecting and it enraged me to the point that I threw it in the fire.

And that’s not her original chin, either.

Can you provide links to reputable mystery shopper thingies?

Oh?