Get a thermal carafe, friend! That coffee will STILL BE HOT the next day. Not drinkable, unless you’re a junkie/savage (as I am), but it will be hot.

Spice rack! I installed 4 of these and put all my spices in cool metal tins and so they’re all attached to the wall instead of hiding out in the wayback of a cabinet. This ensures that I use them more, stop buying doubles of everything because I didn’t know I had one (looking at you, marjoram), and if I’m not feeling…

Today is Carl’s birthday. <3

Not necessarily - I’ve lived in my house for 10 years and have a “[wave] hello” relationship with the neighbors on one side and a non-relationship with the ones on the other side, and I have never once spoken with the people who live across the street. That’s just not how people are anymore.

He is so bad at jokes, it’s almost funny. Well, it would be if he weren’t also a hot pile of garbage.

I spend a stupid amount of money on my hair. I tip my stylist 50% and that ensures that not only do I get amazing service, but I can waltz in on a Friday afternoon with no appointment and have her wash & blow out my hair so it looks nice if I’m going out. I don’t do it very often, but she will bump clients for me if I…

This comes up at least as often as “women are predators too.”

Exactly! It’s probably less trouble for the same or similar upfront investment. JUST OPEN A STORE AND SELL ME SHIT.

Stopped clock, twice a day, etc.

And Somerset County, home of WAY TOO MANY Trumpers.

Yeah, I guess that would be part of my “what’s stopping you” question.

The anagram of his name is Lord Dampnut, which is what I use.

Does anyone know offhand if there is some prohibition against a “consultant” setting up a brick and mortar store? If she is already buying a stupid amount of inventory, why not find a cheap storefront rental and open your doors? Are there rules against that?
I mean, I know that the whole point of this is to get more…

THIS!!

That’s exactly my point. Let your kid be whomever she or he or they are gonna be.

The last time we had city council elections, the outcome was decided literally by one vote. So your vote might mean jack shit on the national level (sigh), but on the local level, it really can mean the difference between That Guy and That Other Guy.

I promised my grandma I would swear less online.

Yeah, I agree that his intention was probably good, and I don’t disagree with Affleck in that YES women need to be in positions of power, but this phrasing is completely boneheaded.

I think, as a parent, as soon as you [think you] know which way(s) your child might go, you need to get on board with it. There are a lot of possibilities out there and parents need to be open to them all.
We need to teach them to be good people but then we need to let them be who they are gonna be. Gay, straight, bi,…

Ugh, agreed. It’s not like capable women are sitting around all “eh, I could be in charge, I guess, I’m just not that motivated. Gosh, I wish there were a man around to tell me what’s best for me and push me to succeed!”