New Jersey says “hey” from inside the car when it’s 3 degrees below zero and windy. I’m happy to pay a little more if that means I don’t have to pump gas.

Oh god, when has “calm down” EVER worked? EVER?

Yep. The one instance I was thinking of was the time a dude tried to explain to me how to use a menstrual cup, because I was bitching that I sneezed too hard and it wiggled out of position. Apparently nearly 20 years of sticking a cup up into my ladycave on a monthly basis doesn’t make me a goddamn expert on it.

This is spot-on. I am a former Girl Scout leader and hoooooo boy, “your mileage may vary” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

I wanted to say “wow” to your whole comment but it’s not unusual enough to be surprising.

Indeed. And never moreso than when people try to claim something isn’t.

THIS ALL DAY. Am I talking about something YOU PERSONALLY are doing? No? Then maaaaaybe you should sit with your discomfort for a little while, Broseph.

MENSTRUATION, for example. I’ve had non-doctor men (usually dudes I know or work with) explain menstrual cramps to me and offer suggestions as to the best remedies. Ummmmmmmm. Yeah.

Same. I felt the need to point it out because other people totally miss that point and it is SO IMPORTANT.

He can take all his KKK doods with him. And the 53% of white women we clearly don’t need. Put up a big fence and let ‘em rot.

This is 1000% correct. So often we hear “if he/she had just done what the officer said...” and it is almost universally pointed at PoC. White people get away with SO MUCH, and it’s ridiculous. So it’s not that anyone is making this about race - it already is.

THIS MADE MY WHOLE FREAKING DAY!!!

Haaaaaaaaang on. The Bride is LW’s “best friend” and they have never had a conversation about the Fiance along the lines of “sooooo what do you think about him?” Never? Not once? Ummm. And none of the bridesmaids have sat Bride down and tried to discuss his shitty behavior? Not even a little bit?

Also, there is a non-zero chance that the groper was white.

Don’t forget Kansas! Easy to build a wall around it, it’s rectangular and can keep costs down! Are we using Kansas for anything? No, we are not.

“The American President, 2017" from the writers of “Lost.”

Yeah, after she asked “wait, who are we talking about again?”

RIGHT??? It’s like, think of your worst-case scenario. Now double it. THAT is what working in fast food is like. It’s amazing that I’m able to eat anything not prepared by my own hand.

Can it double as a Roomba?

Alas, no. Seems like a McOversight, no?