Mine didn’t, but I wouldn’t be shocked if that happened elsewhere.

Not really. Possibly more automation (when I was leaving McD’s, we had just upgraded to the “clamshell” style grills that didn’t require any burger-flipping, which was a damn shame because that was an actual skill).

In my time, I worked at Arby’s, McDonald’s, and Wendy’s.

Exactly!! I was like “....Kate Beckinsale? Jennifer Connolly? A new Katy Perry look?”

I did not recognize her in that photo. :(

I think Ringo is going to be the Last Beatle Standing.

This is lovely, Lauren.

Colin Jost is basically mayonnaise on white bread but I would be all over that. He’s got this dorky thing going on that rings all my nerdy bells.

My best college-age financial advice is actually not about money. It’s about mental health: your campus has scads of free services available to students who need them. If you feel like you’re drowning (academically, financially, whatever), GO GET HELP. It’s there. Otherwise, you’ll find yourself getting fired from…

That’s pretty much all I use Twitter for anymore, tbh.

John Oliver’s pic looks exactly, and I mean EXACTLY like my first boyfriend. Sadly, first boyfriend was not actually John Oliver. Nice to see that both of them grew up to be a lot less... that.

I would volunteer, but I’m so white as to be transparent, so I can’t.

If each of these 4 new Avatar movies come with a handful of psychedelic drugs, I will happily - nay, enthusiastically - watch them. If not, HARD PASS.

Thanks! I will check those out, as long as the effort required isn’t too much. ;) Low-effort savings is the best way!

I’m 42 and have been experiencing symptoms of this off and on for a good six years already. Add that to the fact that I’ll be the first woman in my family (on my mom’s side) in a goooood long time to actually experience menopause (hysterectomy is a common thing in my fam) so I’m really in for a surprise or two. Hot…

This was super-exciting to read until I downloaded the app and they don’t let you link American Express, which is the only card I use. Now I’m a SadPiglet.

Haaaa like she’s gonna last 500 days.

When I was a Library Trustee for my tiny town, I had to take the same oath. It’s remarkable how many people mumble through it and don’t take a minute to think about what, exactly, they’re swearing to do.

I hadn’t considered that, but it makes sense - maybe they would have been willing to negotiate that $5K down from the price What’s-His-Name was able to negotiate to. After all, do they really need a human person to process a cash sale? Or any part, aside from accepting my old car and handing me the keys to the new…