WeePiglet is now in 6th grade and I am officially NOT helping her with her homework. She is of an age where she can either figure it out herself or ask her teacher for extra help. She does fine. If she were failing, then we’d look it over or seek outside assistance, but she’s not. She misses some thing on homeworks…

Co-signed.

I know that - that’s the house they grew up in. This is the house they’ll build when they’re adults.

HOLD UP. All that and the kitchen trash can is just... out there like that?

We have 1860 sf (after a renovation that added a WHOLE SECOND FLOOR) so yeah, my whole house probably fits in the entryway of that bitch.

This is literally the house that Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield grow up to live in.

Oh, hell yes - we want Schwebel’s on our lunch tables, no other label will do!

I haven’t lived near the CLE for twenty years now and I can still *hear* that jingle in my head.

This right here. She never trusted him in the first place, so I kind of don’t blame the guy for doing his own thing. He literally had nothing to lose, nothing at stake. He’s still a shitheel, but maybe an 89 on a scale of 100.

Gap’s selection of sweaters last winter was pretty nice. I bought a couple. But other than that... meh. It’s good for slightly-nicer kids’ clothes, though. I get a lot of WeePiglet’s things there.

I eat meat and wear leather/wool/feathers, so gelatin is just another way of using as much of the animal as possible. I’m totally okay, morally, with eating animals but I do believe we owe it to them to waste as little of them as we possibly can. If you can stomach the fact that you’re eating an animal’s leg, you…

Ohhhhh SNAP.

When CoffeeMate made their Peppermint Mocha coffee sludge available year-round, I wept with joy. Then I got sick of it so maybe they were on to something just having it be seasonal...

YES!! Actual salted caramel? Fine. Ice cream/gelato? Also fine. Everything else? Hmmmm no.

Hey, it’s not easy trying to make sure 100% of Americans are diabetic!

Agreed. My shoes do not need to be delicious and I really don’t want to go to bed with Pie Mouth.

I can believe that more than I can believe the Dunkin’ Donuts people being all “but people ask for it!” Suuuuuuure they do.

Pumpkin beers started rolling out in the 3rd week of July so who the fuck knows anymore. Can I get some candy canes yet?

I came across Salted Caramel apple juice (not cider) the other day and nearly screamed out loud in the store. That’s a no from me, dawg.

That is my #1 problem with the “it’s God’s plan” folks. REALLY? You’re willing to give up your free will and agency based on a collection of hearsay compiled 1600 years ago? Really? Oh, okay, wow. Well, apparently Jesus wants you to give me your banking information. No, seriously, it’s God’s will. It is! I swear it!