Yep. I’m only a little mad that I don’t have the moxie to pull it off myself. Otherwise... I totally would.

The thing is, NONE OF HIS PEOPLE WILL CARE. That’s what pisses me off the most - he is showing people his ass and they will continue to throw cash at him because... Jesus? I don’t even know. I was raised atheist and converted to Judaism as an adult and I’m basically an atheist Jew now and religion confuses me 99% of…

$50K. That would pay off all my debt and give me a nice chunk of change left over for the daily Silkwood showers that would be required.

Oh, of course. It’s probably hidden in one of the heels of her shoes, like when your umbrella is really a sword.

Michelle would have rolled up in wellies and sturdy pants and rolled up her sleeves and got to work. This chicklet? Ew, no way she’s touching anyone down there. She might accidentally brush the arm of A Poor!!!

There was a commercial awhile back for... something... where a lady holds up two very different black shoes to her boyfriend and then it switches to his POV and they’re exactly the same. That’s what this is. He doesn’t care enough to distinguish one from the other.

I love Aldi but there isn’t one near enough to me to make it worth a weekly trip. And you are 100% right about TOO MANY CHOICES on the shelves. Wegmans does okay with this, I think, but there’s a huge ShopRite down the road with, I shit you not, 23 different brands/flavors of jarred tomato sauce, and the produce/fresh…

“Pro clowning?” Well then.

Congratulations! You have taken your first steps into a much larger world.

Oh yes, this!! Find your wokest white friend and ask them for resources (because they will probably have PLENTY).

Have you been to a Wegmans?

That is a consideration... Wegmans does have the giant Wall O’ Bulk Candy which is a very bad thing sometimes!

My daughter smacked Danny Wegman in the face with a tube of wrapping paper when she was about 3. He was a good sport about it!

See? WEGMANS IS MAGIC. I know people who won’t shop there because they have this idea that it’s expensive. It’s not! Unless you lose your head in the prepared-food section, that is. I buy Wegmans-brand products almost exclusively, never use coupons (because I can’t remember to bring them), and save gobs of cash…

I’m a ridiculously privileged upper-middle-class white lady but MY GOD I want a taste of that white male privilege for just a day. 24 hours. I would not use it wisely.

A Whole Foods is going up on the other side of town from me and they are poised to give my beloved Wegmans a run for their money. Over the past year, Wegmans has been quietly upping their game, bringing in a lot more premium labels (especially noticeable in the ice cream section), smoothing out the bakery situation,…

My BFF has four boys and she recently did the floor drain thing in their bathroom. Install a floor drain, tile the whole thing, hose down often. She says it will save a little of her sanity, but... 4 boys.

Why is this

Right? “NBD, got my needlepoint.”