This, exactly. WeePiglet has been in glasses since age 5 and we go through them like they’re disposable. Between breakage and loss, we are almost single-handedly keeping the town’s eye doctor in business.

I use a pastry cutter, actually. But I make a lot at a time, so it works well. 3 cans of tuna, 3 hardboiled eggs, celery, onion, glob of mayo, li’l bit o’mustard, salt, pepper, and BLAMMO. Tuna.

Please write a post and submit to Skillet! I AM SO INTRIGUED.

“The only thing that upsets me about this situation is that adults are able to throw a tantrum and raise hell and get what they want by doing so. This is not how America is supposed to work.”

Mostly suburban posturing where I am. The truck guys are annoying, but they’re far outnumbered by the lowered Honda Civic dudes with matte paint and colored rims and god knows what else those guys do to their rides. They tend to drive okay, mostly because all the cash they have goes into tricking out their cars and…

Well, yeah. 9 times out of 10, the dude doing that is in a lifted pickup with an NRA sticker, at the very least.

Those dudes will just whip out to the far-right lane, pass everyone there, and then slide back into the left lane all huffy and pissed off. It’s fun once, I guess, but after that, it’s just... dude, where are you in such a hurry to get to?

My husband and I were referred to as “a young couple” the other day and I’m 42, he’s 43. Sooooooooo... ? Also, Charles was never young. He was 35 from birth.

Same.

And the hats!! NOBODY does headgear like the British.

I would do everything in my power to get invited to such a party. Or, if not invited, I would crash that thing and have the best time.

YES! Weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, it’s Tuesday, going to the Tesco, etc. Tiara!

Literally everyone who was famous back then was on the Love Boat!

White maleness is a terrible disease.

You just tell it like it is. It’s not your fault the beta sheeple cucks don’t get it.

I was just in Vermont a couple of weeks ago and there were Confederate flags a’plenty until we got to Burlington. Sooooooo yeah - outside of a few very nice towns, Vermont might as well be Alabama’s paler cousin. See also: upstate New York.

99% of my professor’s offices have NO climate control whatsoever (temperature of the sun OR temperature of Pluto, no in-between) so the doors are usually kept open so nobody dies.

I would also BCC a trusted friend.

Exactly. These girls are only a couple of years away from posing in blackface at whatever Chi Rape Sigma party at DaddysMoney University.

I honestly don’t think I could get this anywhere near my mouth.