OH MY GOD, buying childrens’ shoes. I am feeling this.

Exactly! He knows that if I say no, it’s not that I’m rejecting HIM. He knows better than that, and if he doesn’t that’s not my problem, it’s his. And vice-versa. I mean, if you need an article like this to navigate your sex life, you MIGHT be doing coupling wrong in the first place.

Well, yeah. What we have is a partnership, not some weird imbalance where he is always gagging for it and I’m always turning him down. Sometimes I’m the one who is asking and he’s saying now. It’s a pretty even balance, come to think of it.

I regularly pull up the goats yelling like humans when I need a good laugh!

VF is on my “list of books I simply cannot finish.” I get about 80% of the way through, put it down for one reason or another, and never pick it back up until years later when I’m like “huh. I should read this.” Get the Cliff’s Notes or read the Wikipedia entry and fake it!

Not against the military per se (unless you count shitting on McCain’s service record and the Khan family), but discrimination IN GENERAL is a big hit with the knuckle-draggers and inbread mouthbreathers that make up his base. So, yeah. Discrimination? Working out nicely.

This strategy has served him well so far.

Yes, exactly. I’m 35,000 feet in the sky, where I really just do not belong if you think about it, what the hell can I do about anything?

You should read more. That is not an obscure word by any stretch of the imagination.

I support West Ham because I grew up just south of Cleveland so I cannot watch sports without some element of disappointment and pain attached.

LOL, after 20 years, it’s “hmmm?” “Nope.” Goes both ways, too.

We are Team Dog Lick in this house, so the rule is if the dishes are clean (indicated by the pretty green light next to the word “clean”) and you open it, you’d better be prepared to put them away or you will be heavily sanctioned.

CAME HERE TO POST EXACTLY THIS. My GOD that is the wooooooooorst, even though Dweezil plays guitar on that album. The 80s channel on SiriusXM played “Heartbeat” the other day and I nearly drove off the road laughing so hard at how utterly fucking awful it is.

All of this has always existed - it’s just more visible now.

I would absolutely go to this party.

THIS. The author seems so beholden to what she thinks a bachelorette party “should” be. No wonder everyone is kinda disappointed. Why not ask the bride what she wants to do and DO THAT? Why not do the same kind of stuff you used to do back in the day when you had no responsibilities or bullshit holding you back? GO DO…

My troop LOOOOOVES archery. It’s the #1 thing they do at camp and people have been known to cry when the hour is up because they want to keep shooting things. I fully support the weaponization of tiny girl scouts so I always try to ask the next group coming in if mine can take turns when their group is done. We…

He got tickets to the next 10 Phish shows, so look for him up front on the rail.

My local sushi joint has a peanut and avocado roll that is actually pretty tasty! So I can see those two things going together, sometimes. Sorta.

I get a toothbrush at every dentist checkup, and since I use an electric one at home, the analog brushes go into the travel bag. There are probably 12 in there right now, hahaha.