By how they speak? Because if you get a gang of white people in a room, half of whom are Canadian, I probably wouldn’t be able to tell you who’s who until someone asks, “what’s all this about?” Then I’d know for sure.

Well, I wouldn’t go out of my way to be offensive to the local culture, but the idea of jeans and a t-shirt being an arrestable offense is just stupid. There is no reason for it other than fragile masculinity and that is fucking bullshit.

What about similarly-complexioned women from other countries who might be travelling there? How do the powers that be know if she is or is not a Saudi woman?

Yes, but... black? That can’t be good.

Ewwwwww. Double standards are the worst.

Oh yeah, there’s THAT, too. Hope they put that in the tourism brochure!

Good luck with that tourism, guys. I’m not going anywhere near that fucking place unless I can wear what I like and I dress frumpy as hell 100% of the time.

Right? Never been in a committed relationship? Tell that to my husband of 17 years. He’ll be interested to know it. And by god I didn’t fuck EVERY dude I dated back in the day! Most of them, yeah, but not all. Some of them I kicked to the curb for a BULLSHIT REASON!

That is as true as it is sad.

Wait, this is the internet? Are you sure?

And hold eye contact. Nothing says “I’m being polite but I will end your life right here” better than a polite tone of voice paired with a steely gaze. It’s fun!

If manspreaders need to air out their balls so much, they might want to try washing them more carefully and maybe a little Gold Bond powder up in there to keep things fresh. And none of the tackle I’ve ever seen is big enough to warrant the manspread.

But other people do, and that’s perfectly OK. I have broken up with dudes for less reason. You seem really upset about it, though. Maybe switch to decaf?

Maybe he has a fake one that just falls out all the time?

Solid point. From what I understand, both of those things are entirely possible if you go to see Corey’s show.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. This is a sad, tired, UNORIGINAL hot take. Fuck off.

If you’re on Facebook, you should follow the “man who has it all” page. It is utterly frickin brilliant, and that’s where I’ve seen “testerical” before.

You seem delightful.

I haaaaaate that argument about “wanting a bigger audience.” OH DEAR ME HOW TERRIBLE that more people might be invested in this thing you love, thus ensuring it stays around as long as possible! WHAT A TRAGEDY.

You should listen to that part of you! Who knows what adventures may await?