They may not, but if push comes to shove and she reaffirms her Jewish identity, then what?

She converted, though - so she actively chose Judaism, which in many cases makes her not only one of those horrible evil Jews, but a race traitor as well. I converted have had amazingly terrible things said to me because of it. People are disgusting.

I think the fact that she’s a Jew will help keep a certain segment of the population for voting for her, should she run WHICH SHE SHOULD NOT DO.

I got to meet Bob from Sesame Street one time and I burst into tears.

This. Every Saturday night at 7, no matter what I’d been doing that day or how far I’d roamed, I was parked in front of our TV for The Muppet Show.

Well, you go in expecting it to be sort of sad and terrible, right? So when it’s exactly that AND MORE, you really get your money’s worth. Apparently he lost a tooth in the middle of the show and people helped look for it, and they found it!! And the show itself was as terrible as you’d expect but my friend said it…

Some friends of mine saw his show when he was in Vegas a few weeks back and while they went as a joke, they said the show itself was mind-bendingly weird and would totally do it again.

I am an accomplished lip-reader and the things I’ve witnessed... I’m gonna write a book one of these days. If awkwardness could kill, there would be SO many dead people.

I’ll bet that the type of woman who looooooves the Chippendales is also the type of woman who desperately wants a campy gay best friend, so I’m thinking any gayness that seeped out from backstage would have been a-OK, for the most part.

You had me at Dev Patel. Now I’ll read the rest of the article.

He didn’t die in The Martian, and I was quite surprised by that.

No they didn’t! I live next to one.

If anything, society heaps gobs of praise on stay-at-home-dads. They get all the kudos for doing something “so amazing” when women have been doing that shit since we all stood upright.

Also, this was never meant for public eyes so it feels a tiny bit unfair to shit all over Madonna for being a giant asshole (which we already know). We know she’s a dick. Who cares?

Exactly right. It may not make ME live longer, but it will definitely make other people live longer if I have it.

Which god, though? There are quite a few.

This is low-talent trolling. You’re not even very interesting in your profession of your “beliefs.”

I absolutely LOVE the fact that Harvard’s President is named Faust.

We didn’t have a telephone in our house from 1988-1992. So from ages 13-17, I didn’t have that literal teenage girl’s lifeline: the telephone. It was equal parts frustrating and liberating. Frustrating, because we lived a few miles out of town and if I was bored I couldn’t just call someone up to come over. Liberating…

THIS. I was 19 and weighed a buck twenty, was a size 6. But I also didn’t have a car, walked everywhere, worked two jobs, ate almost nothing because I was broke, and I was tired always. And I thought I was fat.