Yeah, that dragging up the past thing is a worry. My thinking is that she is subconsciously trying to keep him in that “improving” stage, rather than letting him be the person he has become. It’s like she knows he needs her and she resents that but if that need for her goes away, she won’t know what to do with herself…

I hate that too! Like, do you not READ?

YAY YOU!!!

woah vs whoa?

If “spill the beans” means to give up a secret, it’s because I stash wads of cash in my jars of beans, and that cash is a secret but if I spill those beans, you’ll see my cash and it won’t be a secret anymore.

...or something. Just stop spilling beans, you guys. You’re wasting so much food!

This is still, in many ways, a teenage relationship. Both of these people are not the same people they were when they first got together and they need to understand that they are now adults who need to talk about things.

I would be WRECKED. I can’t imagine dealing with the grief and loss and doing the emotional work that would be necessary to be OK after losing one of my dogs just to have her stupid ass show up 9 months later all “O HAI AM DOG BEEN ON VACAY LOL YOLO!”

“Those kids can’t even vote yet, so no loss there!”

Isn’t it weird that we now live in a world where Tiffany Trump is the “best” one? This new reality is very strange.

That’s very likely, but what if it’s all just part of her deep cover?

I’m getting on the liver transplant list now in preparation.

I really really want Melania to be deep KGB and when all this goes down, she rises from the ashes to become the next Mrs Putin. That would be the best ending. Maybe not for America or the world, but for the inevitable movie? Yes.

I scrolled down to see your response and legit laughed out loud. Perfect, excellent choice.

FINALLY, I have something in common with David Brooks!

Starred for both your username and wide-eyed use of sarcasm. Excellently done!

GOD, SERIOUSLY. Ascertaining the date of a photo is HISTORY RESEARCH 101 (and I know that because I just got an A in that class).

K.

It’s amazing when the internet can solve problems you forgot you had!

That’s the crazy thing about bodies! Someone’s blackout drunk is another person’s slightly buzzed. It’s amazing what bodies can and cannot do.

I had to quit my benzos cold turkey when I got pregnant. That was awful enough that I decided I’d rather be crazy than even have the remotest possibility of having to do that again.