Sure, we’ll totally accept that but I’m more than happy to allow him to go out in a pillar of fire if that’s what it takes. If it needs to be showy and splashy and tacky? FINE, GO FOR IT. Just DO it already.

YES OMG CRYING BECAUSE IT’S PERFECT!!

If only Jerry Orbach were still around, he’d be perfect.

Right? Look at how the job aged Obama, who was arguably the healthiest president we’ve had in some time. 8 years looks like 20 on that man (but he seems to be getting his groove back so good for him).

I’m training my liver now, because that’s going to be a heavy gin evening.

I would honestly prefer that his extinguishing event happen on live television (perhaps the State of the Union?) because I honestly feel like we deserve to witness it.

That was my immediate thought on seeing the headline.

I changed my mind (original post was “I don’t”). I thought about it and I do have some things that help!

That’ll change your whole life, man.

Thanks!! I’m far more put-together IRL than I am online. I like to be a bit of a clown sometimes but I interview well (so I’m told) and I have more than a few leads for when I graduate next year, but none of them are positions I actually want to build a career on.

Is there some reason why you didn’t just beat this guy with a chair? No jury in the world would convict you.

And that kid grew up to be Sean Spicer?

I don’t see why you can’t just sacrifice a goat at home. Does it have to be on an altar?

Do you have pets? If so, your filters might need to be changed more often than every three months. I change mine monthly because if I don’t, things get bad. Real bad.

Black always matches with black, that’s what I say.

The rule in my house is that if you’re paying in cash, you always break a dollar. No digging in purses or pockets for exact change, you bring those coins home and put them in the jar! We empty the jar twice a year and there’s usually around $100 in it, which is amazing to me because I almost never carry any cash…

Between WeePiglet and me, we probably pick up a good $10 every month just by keeping our eyes open. Weirdly, Target is the best place for change on the floor.

Ahhh YOU GET IT!! Parenting isn’t the hardest job in the world but it certainly isn’t EASY, and I think the skills and challenges that parents navigate should be reflected in some way on their CV. My hat is completely off to folks who work full-time because that’s a master class in scheduling, prioritizing, and…

This is the internet. Of course I’m over-stating it a bit. What’s an internet comment without a healthy dose of hyperbole?

My advisor/mentor is an archivist and that’s how she describes her job sometimes. :)