That song causes me to feel STABBY RAGE.

I only have two drawers in my entire kitchen!! It’s a tragedy. The previous owner of this house remodeled the kitchen and did a completely shit job of it, so we got stuck with ugly cabinets, 2 drawers, and a pantry cupboard so narrow and deep that things get lost in there. We installed pull-out shelves to help that…

I keep forgetting that Penzey’s is a thing. I think that might be the way to go - pitch everything and start anew!

What spices and dried herbs do you absolutely REQUIRE, how do you store them (bonus points for not taking up very much space), how long do most things typically last?

See also: Weight Watchers. If ANY of the WW programs were in any way successful, that company would be out of business. But none of their shit fucking works except for a very small percentage of their clientele, so they make serious cash from people who take their advice as gospel.

If it’s a tan minivan, they also have “Live, Laugh, Love” stenciled on the wall in their living room. It’s a fact.

Steve Stephens is dead.

The Queen’s reply: “Oh, do fuck off, will you?”

Oh, fuck off and start a blog, Tomi.

She’s being groomed for something, that’s for sure.

I’d like to see the same story told but from the perspective of the other moms like Harper and Gabrielle and the other dads. All this Capital Letters DRAMA is going on and all of these peripheral characters are watching it unfold. So it’d be neat to see why Harper and the rest are so invested/interested in it.

It’s annoying, but only slightly less annoying that not being able to hear what’s going on. We hearing-impaired people do an awful lot of things that aren’t remotely enjoyable to be able to navigate through a world that is openly hostile to us. Congratulations on not having to experience that.

AMEN, PREACH, and TESTIFY.

Oh, that’s brilliant!

Indiana, friend! Indiana.

You can save so much money on um... monogramming?

That is a good comment.

If we really work at this, and not on... say, the paper I have due next week that I haven’t even started, then we could solve this.

Exactly my thoughts and I just started watching it last month on Netflix. I’m still not a huge ZD fan (she seems exhausting, both as this character and IRL) but the show is strong and well-done.

If and ONLY IF they have a twins, named Horace and Cloris.