“If your parent is on a dating site, it should come as no surprise that you shouldn’t let them give out their credit card number. But it’s just as important to make sure they don’t exchange numbers or social media accounts.”

God, if only.  My parents insist on staying divorced, and keeping track of the messes they get into is that much more difficult.

I think Goodwill is a secular organization. I think they had a Protestant religious affiliation early on, but no longer do. Also, your city may have some LGBTQ charity orgs that have thrift stores. There is also Out of the Closet, which has several locations in California: https://outofthecloset.org/

Are there a lot of garage sales in your neighborhood every weekend? In my old neighborhood there were, some of them really little side businesses for the people who ran them, and you could pretty reliably set items out and the people who are always running garage sales would grab them within 15 minutes.

Oh my god, don’t.

This just seems odd to me, because while there are dangers everywhere, it’s suburbs that have generally higher speed traffic on through streets and lots of places with no sidewalk. And you have to contend with cul-de-sacs where you could get trapped by a creep who has zeroed in on you. Also, if you have to make a…

I usually take the day off if I’m getting on a plane that day.

This would also help me feel better about myself in those tiny seats airlines like to gaslight us with.  “I’m not the problem.  I just worked out.  The tiny seat is the problem! So there!”

A hard workout, a good stretch, and a shower.  

15 minutes.

Ross was correct that they were broken up, and Emily was correct that Ross and Rachel should probably stop seeing each other.

I’ve seen this movie 15 times by now, and I don’t actually remember the kiss in question. Isn’t it a very chaste kiss? Or is it not, and that is why I am blocking out the memory?

“To the best of my knowledge, in the quarter-century since the film’s release, Pitt has yet to be subjected to a similar question.”

“several times Virginia is seen to suffer from visual hallucinations that belie her mental state. When she is exploring passions with her husband or with Vita, she sees slowly growing vines and plants that overtake her surroundings.”

Congrats- your annual retirement savings are 80% of my take home pay.

Heck, I will buy multiples in the same color. My favorite shirt was actually purchased from the discount rack at the grocery story, and every time I wear it, I think sadly about how I won’t get to wear it again until I do laundry, and I wish that there had been more in my size that day. It is an opaque v-neck tee. Do…

Exactly.

Just don’t leave it in the chip reader too long.  Normal cards left too long trigger an annoying beeping sound. The Apple Card left too long will melt, fall to the floor, and reform into a Prototype Series 1000 Terminator.

That “compressed air” can’t be used is the one that killed me.  So a stiff breeze will damage this thing?

Honestly, I think Franken stepping down was a big help in 2018, especially as it contrasted to the egregiousness of Republicans sticking with Roy Moore in 2017.