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Mad Madam Mim: The Revenge
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Good on you for trying to prevent the unsolicited belly rub! 

It was mentioned, but bears repeating. Keep your m’fing hands to yourself... Pregnant women are not some sort of magical public touchstone. You do not reach out and touch a womans belly unless you have her express permission, AND really, unless this is a person you know, don’t ask... The mind bending thing is that the

My mother gave me the following parental advice: “Never assume a woman is pregnant unless you can see the baby’s head crowning.” And I’ve had good results following it.

It is, and the V60 is pretty but it’s more money for utility you’re not going to use on a commute. And since I’m recommending a lease as this is for mindless commuting the money’s more important.

When I hear luxury, I always recommend a 25 year old Jag. Sumptuous.

Anyone buying ground coffee in a tin likely doesn’t care about their coffee beings stale. “Non-perishable” in this case, seems to mean “won’t make me sick” as opposed to “won’t go stale.” Even rancid olive oil probably won’t make you sick. It just tastes terrible.

My gf drives an ‘09 mazda 3 2-liter with 210k ish miles. The only maintenance items that it’s had are tires, brake pads/rotors, and lights. We’ve never had a problem with it, and I h a t e to admit it but we take it on long road trips, ostensibly for gas mileage, but really because it’s more reliable than my sierra. 

I am not gonna argue
I consider any coffee whatsoever, to be good coffee

Hard cheeses can be frozen. I cut them into reasonable locks and  freeze for future use.

That’s not a Costco problem that’s a MIL problem 🤣

pay a few bucks and have the mechanic check it out, a MZ3 is really reliable, chances of breakdown is low.

Joy? Also, you don’t need to nose-in to have an easier time parking something teeny. The EV we got at the end was neat, and had enough range for most commutes. Plus, it was something truly unique out there, which I always appreciate among the sea of ugly silver crossovers.

I’m still mad about the Smart car. The roads could use much weirder, more wonderful cars. What a legitimately fun, weird little car.

BOOORING. Everyone and their mother has a GTI in the Northeast.

I’ve honestly always loved the minivan form factor. The comfort and the utility are supreme. It’s always boggled my mind that the average “eligible” consumer eschews them for something that appears to be ostensibly less frumpy. Look, if you’re the parent of a brood of hyperactive, sloppy kids, you may as well swallow

The very LAST thing my parents were ever concerned with was how comfortable my brother and I were in the car. We were lucky to be getting a ride somewhere at all - my parents were NOT in the kid taxi business. We could like it or lump it. And complaining would result in a swat at best or in one case, a long, cold walk

Big reason I appreciated the Captain Marvel movie. She actually did weight lift for about as long as the male Marvel actors, and she and her trainer focused a lot on upper body strength (as opposed to say, glutes and abs, though obviously there was some of that.) She *looks* built and sturdy and I LOVE it. 

The damage that Giant Douche/Turd Sandwich LULZ thinking has done…fuck it, I'm not sure it CAN be overstated.

> SUVs and crossovers are for people that go on "adventures" and fill their car up with "antiques."