“Knowing him, he’ll outlive the last remaining glacier.”

“Larry has accused Shawn of infidelity.”

Well, if you pick the judges...

They will give these children away, like the lost children of Spain under Franco.

Thanks! I’m on it!

I agree with your read of the appropriate action, but disagree that there is no need to proactively suggest that they fly commercial.

Okay...

The main thing that bugs me about this piece is that it truly has no objective other than shitting on people, because it doesn’t actually recommend any alternatives: flying commercial, jet-pooling, sailing, even researching reputable carbon offsets....I want celebrities (and everyone) to do better, but come on…

What I love about this snarky take-down is that it doesn’t suggest a single fucking solution. /s

I’ve been bullet journaling for a few years, and I put almost* everything in there, both for work and home. This includes sketches that I do as part of my hobby, and lists of ideas and tasks for my job. I have to put together a review for myself every years as part of my job, so I go through the work-related stuff…

And when there is a place that sells gas a few cents cheaper, tons of people will drive far enough out of their way to significantly eat into their gas savings anyway.

Yes. Thank you! I am neither #teamBhaer nor #teamLaurie for Jo, but I always think it is a tragedy when she lets Bhaer convince her that she should give up writing stories her way, and instead write them his way. It sucks.

My mom sometimes talks about how mad she got at her boyfriend in high school, because she was desperate to play football, and he would call her up crying every day after practice, because his dad made him play, and the other boys hurt him.  I try to remind her that she and her boyfriend were both suffering from rigid…

I mean, my toddler daughter also gravitates toward car noises, and she is interested in all sort of trains, planes, and automobiles, and I don’t even drive. When she hears a motorcycle she says, “Bicycle, Vroom, vroom!” I just think vehicles are everywhere, they move in interesting ways, so kids in general get into…

When I worked in fast food, I was constantly having to clean (and other stuff) urine off the men’s bathroom ceiling.

Please create an Etsy shop. I have a daughter, but I just think it is hilarious and want that sign.

Wow. There are just a lot of people who are devoid of conscience out there.

I love attending weddings.  There is far too little in the way of dinner and dancing as an adult.

When I started reading that sentence, I thought it had a “designated survivor” feel, and I was surprised to get to the ending and find out the worry was about people breaking into a home.

MCM is not my bag, but that house would cost easily $800,000 in my city.