a Covenant-sympathizing human named Makee (CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!)

Are you Cyclops looking unsure? Cause that’s me.

That shape says upright only which is a big oof for me.

Not going to lie, the TT Lego games are a guilty pleasure of mine, especially the earlier ones with no voices.

Magicka!

Just when i think I’ve gotten to the end of the article...it keeps going...the scrolling lag alone is reason this article was wayyyy too long!

They can’t even get the BO smell out of the stores what the heck do they think they can do with coronavirus?  

::Checks reviews in the Xbox Store::

Not to mention Google is well known for launching services and then shelving them a few years later, hanging the people who were fans/users of said services out to dry.

I’d love for Starbucks to buy out Gamestop. They could reopen the stores as Starbucks cafes that also have game stations and sales. 

I thought it was common knowledge Carbuncle was a fox... no?

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

I have to admit, I thought this was referring to what was original just a Mobile game.  There is a power rangers mobile fighting game.  I thought the article was about that.  I actually had no idea there was a console Power Rangers game.   So I’m an idiot.  These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.  Move along.  

I feel like Frodo in Back to the Future 2 when he sees video games were played with hands, but after Tetris in VR and Tetris 99, regular run of the mill Tetris seems like a baby’s toy.

This is ridiculous. I understand this might sound controversial, but there’s no such place! This supposed “community” he claims to be getting support from doesn’t even exist. And the fact that you casually use the incorrect name for it shows your own bias. You think this is some clever, semantic game that lets you…

But the first thing people think about with Apu is the over-the-top voice.

*Doesn’t need to check notes*

Fortnite is the Funkopop of video games.

No, Sony, don’t do this.

RIP exclusives

I’ll pass.  If a console doesn't accept physical games I'm really not interested in it for all the reasons people mention.