Probably not as bad as being Matt Dillon and showing up to family reunions with Kevin riding shotgun.

When they are 22 year olds and have a lot of career left. Losing can be a learning experience. Is winning more ideal? Sure, but the lessons you get from screwing up - especially in a head case sport like golf - can pay dividends. We’ll see what he’s made of going forward.

What are you talking about? Tiger shot the equivalent of a quadruple bogey on the back nine of his entire career.

He would have dropped his second green jacket on the day.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

Big deal. I do that all the time. It happens. I usually have a 12 pack in me, but still.

Pictured: the Jezspin Tip Investigation Squad. (Stolen from some other commenter a long time ago)

As a Hawks fan, Keith should definitely be suspended. However, it’s important to point out that he is not a repeat offender as his last suspension came more than 18 months ago (2013 for the same thing on Jeff Carter). Most news outlets are reporting that he is. Nevertheless, history is always factored into the decison.

Not the first time Duncan’s left someone barely breathing.

The NFL wants you to get your “highs” in the old-fashioned, manly way: by slamming your head repeatedly into another man until your brain doesn’t work right.

This article could be called: "Your regular reminder that old white men are in charge."

Also, the NFL regularly scrutinizes any players who seek mental health assistance as “not mentally tough” which would make self reporting all the more unlikely and self-medication all the more appealing.

Woman NHL fan here, feeling tremendously conflicted and disappointed. All I can say is that it’s only fitting that he’s on a team with Native Americans minimized into a mascot. It would only make more sense if he played for the Kings.

I wish this thing would go away, now the worst of the Chicago sports fans will come out of their hole and interpret this as some sort of victory. Patrick Kane doesn't give a fuck about any of them and yet they still fight so passionately for him.

In unrelated news that might also shed some light on how trustworthy the NHL is on potential conflict of interest issues:

I would think “The league considers the matter closed” would do well enough in getting the point across that they consider the matter closed.

“I mean, we asked him, and he said he didn't, so..." *claps hands clean*

And this comes on the day when thousands of Hawks-bros invade my city, take over my arena, and now can say “Kane did nothing wrong” with a straight face.

The NHL also announced that any rumors that a competent NHL team plays in Toronto is “entirely unfounded”...

As a PR guy, the way that statement is written highly offends me.