Taken from my roof at 2pm a few Tuesdays ago. Its a lifestyle, not a cut.

Where’s that asshole who was replying to everyone last week about how Andrews was going to lose badly? Come hang out!

“The St. Louis arch is the doorway through which Great C’thulhu enters our realm”

He could probably do it with his eyes closed.

This is awesome. Minnesota United FC welcomes all disgruntled Wolves fans into our new MLS family come 2017 :))))))

This is so incredibly short sighted. You can’t sell a $12 beer to a fan that is not there.

While I do really like Oshie, you are correct. He has never been elite.

I’m a female. I like sports. But it seems like everyday I hear a story about how trivialized women are in sports, in sports “relationships", and now, even broadcasting. dammit.

No sprat! Gill trout of your seat and kelp!

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

You know, there’s not too many fans that would come out day in and day out for an 0-13 team

Pierre-Paul had one sack and 26 tackles in eight games played, but insists he’ll improve upon that.

Playing hockey with a hangover sounds like a specific torture in Hell.

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics:

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

Lakers and Dodgers tickets sell in LA, so therefore Chargers tickets will sell in LA, too?

The dodgers plan working remains to be seen.

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.