I like the ‘Hockey Night in Canada’ one

Minnesota sports fans are actually pretty hardcore and loyal for the most part. Vikings games have fantastic attendance, and they pretty much routinely suck. The Twins have their moments, but as of late, they also are pretty mediocre, yet they sell games, and even had good attendance at the crappy Metrodome.…

I am so sorry for your loss. (Also I am ugly sobbing right now).