Anyone who responds in complete seriousness to this comment should be pelted with chili dogs, but that would waste good chili dogs.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

If I ran a 5k in 2:43 I’d be happy.

The problem is that the trip was just so unbelievably blatant. I understand not calling tick-tack penalties (light hook/grab), but the Islanders illegally disrupted a clear scoring chance without any question.

“Anyone else is entirely justified in feeling like NHL playoff officiating inconsistency is, over the long run, actually pretty consistent.”

“NOW, this guy is PERFECT!” - NFL execs

I do think it appears that Petty just wanted to “write in” this performance and was ready to go...but to say Tom Petty is no where near as talented as Prince is a bit silly. I mean we could argue that on levels of genius 1-5, Prince was a 5 and Petty was a 3.5...but they are still genius level musicians.

Fucking love this video. Thanks for posting it so I could watch it again.

It’s been grey and raining all day in the Twin Cities. And God as my witness, right now the sky is purple. Unreal.

What I find disheartening is, how is this even in his vocabulary? He’s 24. We have been talking about this hatfeul word for at least 20 years. I get that he grew up in small town Ontario, normally pretty conservative, and spent many years playing hockey with/against other small town guys, but at some point he has…

My dream is to someday get audio of a player yelling at another in Klingon.

No. Chris Hine, who writes about the Blackhawks for the Chicago Tribune sums it up ;

Seriously, there are so many other swear words you can choose to use instead of homophobic or racist ones. It’s not like we’re lacking in choices. Hell, get creative, use another language. What a lazy fucking piece of scabrous hyena ass.

“But, whatever it is, his girlfriend, sister...”

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

I hear you. For years I’ve really wanted to enjoy a Hemingway novel. But this guy I’m always running into in my neighborhood is a huge fan, and the thought of drinking from the same cup and exchanging saliva with that dude is a real turn off. If he was a hot chick I probably wouldn’t mind, but last summer I saw the…

Yeah, who the fuck wants to cheer for the players anyway.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.