I was 8 when this happened and remember hating them both. Tonya was trailer trash and Nancy was a bitchy priss. It's lose-lose. Kristi Yamaguchi forever and ever, amen.

NO YOU HAZ A RONG.

I'm pissed that this list overlooked Matthew McConaughey's breakout performance in Angels in the Outfield.

"Think of my wife," he said. "Think of my kid."

Would I?

Also mad rush to the airport.

I think that's Christian Bale's hair piece from "American Hustle".

She's basically a real-life Veela.

Somehow, I think this film will be double plus ungood.

Orange Tabby Is the New Black.

Finally! A method of flirting I can understand!

Of course, if it were a male monkey throwing stones everyone would be up in arms. Misandry!

But, but, Zoe Saldana said we no longer need feminism!

I'd hate to see the shit hit that fan.

*taking out my "Smug and Indignant Reproductive Troll" BINGO card*

I love that they all wag the entire time. If only we could all wag constantly in the face of adversity.

I AM NOT A COMMITTEE

Do we have word on what team Hiddles is on? Is he Team All That Is Right With The World, or Team That Other Thing With The Frosting And Shit?