And it wasn't even about a guy!

I am, as always, completely agog at how all I see when I look at Ariana Grande is a Bratz doll. Are they selling her and Selena Gomez as a set?

So. Much. Clickbait.

Came here to say that for the weirdest second of my life, I thought it said 'Han Solo's Domestic Abuse Hearing...'

IS THAT BETH RIESGRAF I LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THIS.

All I'm seeing is Selena Gomez.

In Re: Chris Evans. It's gotta be nice to be able to call your own shots. All of the jealous.

I mean I really luuuuuuurve him, but when he sings, all I see is vocal nodes and strain and awful. It's not good. They probably shoulda dropped the song down about a third.

Even worse. He is personality mold.

I can't even deal with the idea of him after his Oscar speech. No.

I would catalogue this under 'terrifying', not 'cute'.

All the tears. I want to have all this agency and joy when I become a senior. Fuck that- I want to have all this agency and joy right now. Evelyn, you are my spirit animal. I LOVE YOU.

This comment is EVERYTHING.

I love that she refers to 'human beings' rather than a specific gender. We need more of this in common parlance if we're ever going to shake off the malaise of patriarchical gender conforming structure we live with now.

I adore this + you. So much of what you've written is stuff I internalized in my 20s, and now that I'm 32, I am so blithely excited for every single day and I give exactly zero shits about people's expectations of my grooming behavior. It's a mad, lovely world, isn't it? Let's go, people. Seize the day.

Host: Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan

Post show: Gregory Hines tap dances for 8 hours straight. The End.

I'm with you. Hanging up is the most joyous anger invented by modern technology.

Lol Shalom Harlow. IM SO OLD.

By your powers combined....