I'm betting Disney will be super-okay with this.

True narcissists can never be fixed—they never believe they have a problem.

SHE'S SO CONFUSED SHE CAN'T EVEN STAY UPRIGHT. SIDEWAYS IS DOWN UP IS LEFT, TOP IS EAST!

I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT…

Everybody knows that if you put too many women together in one place they will all congregate in the public areas together, including—but not limited to—the bathrooms, where ladies do their dark magic. At best this situation leads to longer toilet queues and at worst, terrorism.

Right.

I read this this morning and realized that you can add up all the existentialist writings of the twentieth century and it still won't amount to one tenth of this story's distillation of what it means to be a lonely soul in a meaningless universe.

When I first read the title, I thought they meant Idina Menzel. Imagine my disappointment/relief.

Triplett's an agent for the Clarivoyant. Calling it now.

Oh my God, yes. A thousand times yes.

Host: Burt Reynolds, but instead of handing out awards to new films, he spends the entire night talking about his films from the 70s and why they are all masterpieces that today's films can't hold a candle to. Then he shares a couple of long, rambling stories about Hal Needham and Dom DeLuise. Whenever someone tries…

So I assume Captain Planet appeared ten seconds later?

Memoirs of Hadrian by Marguerite Yourcenar

They say love strikes when you least expect it, and this is the last show I expected to fall in love with!

"The last humans will be as naked and stupid as the first."

Indeed.

One of the biggest issues here is that how a woman looks is so intrinsically tied to her standard of living. Better looking women have better jobs, more friends/romantic prospects; the better you look, the better you're treated. Who wouldn't stress over that?