omg. MIND BLOWN

Pfft. I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the black cat.

Before I scrolled down to see the whole cover, my immediate mental image of "sock-wearing Ben Affleck" was entirely different than what it turned out to be.

I don't know what this says about me, but the only thing I got out of that item about Rodriguez and Delevigne is that I need Michelle's skull sweater (sweatshirt?)LIKE RIGHT NOW.

So funny you mentioned that. Growing up, my brothers and I weren't allowed to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other superhero shows, but we were bred solely on ST:TNG. I learned everything I know about sex from the show, which is why I need to ritualistically battle my mate before bedding him.

Ooh, I like the way you think, thanks for that image by the way...but maybe that's why Cumberbatch wears such loose clothing?! teehee!! *dissolving into goo*

Yes, there are times when he's not immaculately tailored. He made some questionable choices when he was younger. I think he wised up and got a stylist a few years ago.

I think he, and I never thought I'd say this, even more than Pierce Brosnan, was born in a suit.

True story—Benedict Cumberbatch is the only person who signed my petition. Weird.

As a designer, this card hurts me in so many ways.

The Dr. Bronner School of Design.

Maus Haus.

Ke$ha is my JAM and my sexual empowerment Yoda.

In the words of Shakespeare:

Time for a binge watch of all previous episodes.

I can't. I can't. I am simply unable to can.

It occurs to me that if you did win the Lottery of Life and actually become Tom's Girlfriend, this shit would get incredibly annoying after a while.

Make the most of it! There are great benefits to being single and I honestly believe everyone should have a period of being single where the become comfortable being on their own and emotionally self reliant. When you start focusing on the negatives of being single, I think people can risk jumping into a relationship…

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