I want Lupito to wear this to the Oscars. Bright red lips, and have them drop the hem. Dangly earrings, no necklace. And shave a textured into her hair to match the dress.

What is my dress doing on that model!? POLICE.

My heart explodes with joy.

Yes, thank you. J'wantz.

So faaaaaab.

What in the ever-loving Photoshop fuck is going on with this lady's arm?

ALL OF THE NOPE.

Harry, Harry, Harry. Save your money, m'boy. Your twinkly looks aren't going to last forever. Lord knows, you've got no talent to speak of, so the minute you start sagging, your earning days are over.

Harry, Harry, Harry. Save your money, m'boy. Your twinkly looks aren't going to last forever. Lord knows, you've got no talent to speak of, so the minute you start sagging, your earning days are over.

'To be honest, the allegedly perplexing puzzle is rather elementary'

I think 'biological trash' should check what his house is made of before he starts throwing shit around.

Woof. I'd hit it like it was yesterday.

I believe in the strength and intelligence and sensitivity of women.

I'm not sure what this says about me, but all I could think for the first 30 seconds was 'those ikea chairs are quite simply the worst'. Then I registered the cute. I need to get better chairs.

What. In. The. Sam. Hill.

Thank you for this. And someone shut the damn windows, it's raining in here.

MISHKA AND LAIKA FOREVER. I miss Moki so much :(.

THAT PUSH-UP GIF IS EVERYTHING. Holy screaming socks, Hiddleston, get thee into my room AT ONCE.

Did you lurrrrrrrve him, Lindy?

It's....hypnotic.