I will never not want those two to get married. GET MARRIED, MINDY + BJ.

Please can we have universal human rights laws that are not subject to the whims of a 'council' or whatever god or socio-economic structure? Can we please adopt some universal laws that override whatever tribalism? Legislating against violent crime as administered by tribal law should not be off the table.

So....hair is finally out? Just making 100% sure before I start celebrating like mad.

The only terrible part of Nicki Minaj's amazing rant on power is when she completely undercuts everything she just said in the last 5 seconds: 'I shouldn't be ranting and raving like this- it's just gonna make me look stupid'.

YES. Yamaguchi or GTFO.

Look at her HAIRLINE. She is walking Art, you guys.

U GUISE SHE IS SO AWESOME I CANT EVEN DEAL.

I just snorted coffee everywhere. Holy Crumpets and earl gray tea, Batman, that's hilarious.

GIF is hilarious because she also had a role in Season 1 of the Office as a Hot Girl Selling Purses.

SHE-DEVIL IS THE BEST.

I'm super afraid to click and find out. Yikes.

I does- I'm super excited for it. Also, Nora Ephron is not crap (exclamation point), Nora Ephron is a delightful minx of erudite and ebullient proportion.

Skyline of New York? Check. Blonde, cherubic comedianne paired with handsome masculine charming man with an insouciance of self deprecation? Check. Book Store? Check. Coffee Cups? Check.

best GIF ever.

This was my first thought. You and I need to go sit in the corner of the internet and think about what we've done.

Emporer Llama Kuzko is right.

HOW DID LET IT GO NOT WIN BEST SONG. WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN.

SHOTS. SHOTS. SHOTS.

Me too! I wanna play!

This is the last book I expected Jezebel to get behind, and I like things that defy expectation. Have ordered.