And back to the ol' watering hole we go. Not hatin', just resigned. Leave it be, JK. You done good.

Richard! For the love of everything holy that I don't believe in largely because of your writings, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I want 'Your Daddy Doesn't Like Going In The Press Room' on a T-shirt. Stat.

This child is the most amazing, fabulous thing I've ever seen. Ever. I think I might love him more than everything. You do you, kid, and haters to the left.

AAAAAAAAH. Pleeeeeez eat something, woman I don't know. Your knees hurt my heart :(.

If he isn't, you should divorce him.

u guise, this album is teh shit and no lie. Gurl killz it.

Gad, he's SO YOUNG here. My heart hurts.

Cannot be unseen.

'What the Sam Hill' is something my grandfather used to say, coincidentally. And I believe its time to start running after work again. Thanks, Erin.

Imagine this outfit with some brightly colored jewel tone chest-length necklace. Holy Kittens, I just got a fashion boner.

Sigh. Beat me to it. Which is ALSO funny.

This is why we're friends.

For Sparkly Fuck's Sake is my new favorite thing.

A MILLION POINTS FOREVER for any Borrowers reference. Arietty + Spiller 4 always.

All the laffs.

I just had a Sheer Joy Blackout. I want one of these just for my daily life.

Spot Conlon is the reason I am single. No one rules Brooklyn quite like him.

Heh- My aversion to Zoe Saldana has actually nothing to do with her skin tone/lineage; I happen to think she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Her press interviews leave me with an impression of beautiful vapidity- she displays no intellectual curiosity or motivation, and as much self-awareness as a dull…

Gad isn't it? It still makes my blood boil when I think about it.