As the finest Golde that ever graced the YM-WYHA of Union County, I salute you, LaComtesse. Haters to the left.

I'm surprised they didn't want Zoe Saldana. She could have a whole career of portraying women more interesting and layered than she is herself.

I can't see the text around all those "quotation marks".

She will never not look like a Bratz doll to me. I can't explain it.

is that MICHAEL DELUISE? Holy fuck.

Yes. That is worse. And then you're all 'WHAT"S WRONG WITH ME' because thats what girls think when boys tell them they bat for the other team. Everyone's with me on this, right?

It is perhaps the most remarkable thing about them.

My past is littered with the ghost of celebrity crushes, concealing thier lust for other men behind a blinding smile, streaked hair, and guitar pick necklaces (thank you 90s).

I like how the dog izall 'wow are you stupid' and struts off.

LE SIGH.

ahahahhhhhhhh a million points forever.

Is she dancing in the middle of our Dystopian Future? Holy Fuck, I'm frightened.

What works for Music Videos does not necessarily work for the Stage, VMAs. Hire the people who do the TONYs and figure it out.

I ask myself this question a lot when Miley Cyrus is involved. I chalk it up to her being 20 yrs old and mad entitled.

Mischief Managed. I die.

ahahhahahahahahahah this is the most amazing thing ever i can't even what is this i love it.

Moi Aussi. I love it when we talk musically.

This kid is the best thing ever. Quick, someone give him a recording contract so that he can be ruined forever.

I never thought these are words that I would use together at the same time, but you guys, I feel really bad for Rihanna right now. Give a lady some space.

I want all of Laura Beck's intros to the animal vids in one long-form slam poem, please. Freestyle, bitches.