I guess growing up attractive causes you to miss out on some things, like critical thinking for instance. 

“Check your foundation before you come and talk to me.”

Just ordered these for a wine country wedding weekend. Thanks for the tip!

Yes.

I hope people revisiting this finally ends his talk of running.

What is a red or a blue life anyway? They can choose to stop being a Firefighter or Police Officer if they feel it makes them a target of violence. I can’t choose to stop being black.

The Office is a great show, but I like Parks and Rec way better. Where are the JJs Waffles tees?

I have never done this. I will not ever be ready. I know this.

We should protect Nathan Fillion from the world. Maybe we should keep him in our homes where he’ll be safe? But we’ll give him little tasks, like grocery shopping so he won’t get too bored.

The Unbreakable Jimmy Shmidt starring Jack McBrayer would be amazing. Get Tina Fey on the phone!

Ohio is the “up north” version of Florida. Buffalo is the “up north” version of Jacksonville.

This is a gorgeous dress. But it’s ruined when you sit in it. This is not ideal for an awards show.

This brightened my Monday.

Imagine being 74yo and going to your kid’s Kindergarten orientation.

Legoland and the Citrus Festival really draws them in

Or Scumbag Steve, the backup QB

She knows you’re her bitch and you like it.

Definitely Adderall.

This line of thinking keeps a lot of parents in terrible marriages. Kids can and do thrive in ALL types of families.

I love how he acts like Mexicans can’t be racist against black people. Does he live in a different Texas than the one I’m familiar with?