A post-beach day outdoor shower beer is also glorious.

It’s too subtle. But therein lies its beauty.

I love you for this

I’m so sorry this happened to you.

CHEAPSKATE TIP: Before going to the beach place your phone in a zip lock sandwich bag. You can’t take it into the water, but it keeps sand and incidental moisture away while still allowing you to use your phone through the plastic.

CHEAPSKATE TIP: Before going to the beach place your phone in a zip lock sandwich bag. You can’t take it into the…

Bingo. She definitely has some connection to the shop.

Thank you for this.

This gave me so much second-hand embarrassment

You picked Manafort over Putin?! 

If you haven’t read it, please check out Mike Pence’s Valentine’s Day Jezebel post.

My Dominican friend who looks black and speaks with an accent loves Trump. She doesn’t seem to understand that love is a one-way street.

No amount of money would get me into that cab.

The end with Swiggy as his PA was funny. Just skip to that.

He’s hanging with Tabitha Soren and Kennedy.

He sometimes writes about music for Vulture too. His knowledge blows me away. 

I’m an old. This was actually a plot in the second season of The Real World. Tammy (who’s now on Love and Hip Hop and/or Basketball,) who was probably a size 8 at the time, got her jaw wired shut to lose weight. Turns out you can find a doctor to do almost anything.

The cheerleaders seeming to cheer his lifeless body descending is what really puts it over the top for me.

Rocky being dropped from the ceiling kills me. From time to time I will search that post out just to laugh.

I’ve seen the stepmother cut off lots of relationships with the old kids, which is terrible. But the question I always have is what kind of father would allow that?

This makes me miss Fargo. The series, not the town.