Nine minutes and change is too long for an explainer video?

Over/under 1.5 years before we accept the reality that G/O’s “writers” are just unpaid interns monitoring the output of GPT3 (or GPT4) authored content across G/O’s blogging portfolio?

Thank you. 

I sincerely hope you aren’t wasting this thoughtful, considerate, and wholly reasonable worldview solely on  Internet comments. 

Just watched that last night for the first time since seeing it in theaters. Holds up damn good

Hopefully, it’s good enough that it spurs you to watching Cage’s films prior to his meme-icon years. After you’ve seen those, you can watch Unbearable Weight again and enjoy it even more than the first time. Have fun tomorrow!

Seconded on the GQ interview being fantastic. So much as that I needed to put it down halfway through and finish it a few days later. Given the increasing rate of famous figures being revealed as massive jerks at best and outright monstrous at worst, I don’t let myself feel real feelings about them as I have no…

I really want to see Jake Gyllenhal starring in more musical projects now. I say that as someone who usually doesn’t care for musicals, but Jake put something in my feelings with that opener. 

“Listen, we’d probably start recording our every creative move if we were getting slammed with copyright lawsuits on the regular. (Or we’d simply write better music).”

I see you. I see your dedication and goodness of the work to which you have applied it. The fight you have chosen is as noble as it is hopeless. Nevertheless, I will cherish you as champion.

Conroy’s not only the best Batman, but Batman: The Animated Series (and its feature-length film extension, Mask Of The Phantasm) is the best all-around Batman adaption. Other adaptations have elements I enjoy just as much, if not more, than their B:TAS counterparts. But B:TAS is the only adaption in which the whole is …

The benefit is that it will cause the majority of AV Club’s employees—or better yet, all of its employees—to quit. That will insulate AV Club’s current owner from potential losses via wrongful termination lawsuits. In addition to offloading AV Club’s human liabilities, anything and everything but the brand trademark…

“How much longer do you think you can hide your horrific, secret crimes for which we will all hate you once they are uncovered?”

That clip was beautiful, but—unless I misread the article (completely possible)—the footage before T-Rex Fugitive will not be part of the movie. 

Older people who aren’t Al Pacino, anyway. But otherwise, your point stands.

Halt and Catch Fire was fine, but it irks me that show got a four-season run, when my beloved, beautiful, flawless child, Rubicon, couldn’t even get a conclusive TV-movie following its tragic, untimely, cancellation after only one season.

Not only do you have to provide photo as proof, by law the photo must be taken at your nearest USPS location. I’m not sure on all the specifics, but it’s akin to getting a passport. Additionally, the photo must also be accompanied by a notarized statement of authenticity, signed by the person whose dick you sucked,…

That is one of the sweetest compliments anyone has ever given me. Thank you. 

Blaming someone for still putting Aguilera in the “trash column”, as you say, isn’t necessarily deserving of blame.

In unrelated news, President and CEO of Jaguar Land Rover North America, Joe Eberhardt has announced a permanent 95%-99% price drop across the automaker’s entire fleet today stating, “The demons say I have to! You must find the Greater Key of Solomon! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD, NO! NO! NO! FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME!” while…