See, we knew we were vulnerable to cyberattack from hostile foreign countries.

The Root is a great site because it goes after racist garbage like you. I wish we could still comment there but I understand that shutting down Nazis is time consuming. Go to hell, Nazi.

“I CANNOT GO TO JAIL!!!”

“The officers analyzed the female to make sure she was white.”

It is now.

I wish my city made more money from parking tickets. - not from meters that run out or cars that didn’t get moved 10 minutes after the parking side alternated. Cars that are parked in no-parking zone, no stopping zones, no standing zones, bus lanes, etc. It’s so fucking frustrating having to pull half way into an…

Never ceases to amaze how people can complain about being ticketed for things they do knowing full well they can get ticketed for.

How a stupid C U Next Tuesday gets this far in life is a mystery.  Must be one hell of a lot of hand jobs.

Who knew that when Donald said they were going to drain the swamp, he meant they were going to suck Washington dry?

The party of law and order can’t even pay a speeding ticket.

Same reason they say that voter fraud is rampant and then every time someone commits voter fraud, they’re found to be a Republican.

I mean, she’s a high school dropout, teen mom, and frequent arrestee who has made her ignorance a point of personal pride because it’s brought her fame. There is no such thing as shame or responsibility with her or those like her.

I feel like I knew most songs because they appeared in sing along videos or they were re-recorded by some kid-centric group. I definitely had a Chipmunks tape as a small child where Brittany sang Stand By Your Man with Tammy Wynette. Before that, you had the Muppet Show featuring things like Liza Minelli singing…

Is it so different from Gen X knowing Ride of the Valkyries and The Barber of Seville because of Bugs Bunny?

See also the "Now That's What I Call Music" genre 

DMV: Dipshits Messing with Vets?

do the most american thing possible. Sue the living piss out of the TN DMV.

Good thing he wasn’t born in New Mexico, those idiots would have deported him on the spot. <facepalm>

Had to do a double take, I thought this was a story on the Onion

The Tennessee DMV first got suspicious when they heard his accent, and knew he must be a layaboat. Now they’ll kick him oat!