Full Small-fry Driving™

Suddenly those Mark Rober videos my kid adores look much better by comparison.

When you learn the difference between “Haitian immigrant” and “American citizen”...

It’s a Herkimer battle jitney!

Grifters all the way down.

Yeah, but Herb will burn this site to the ground before then, so nobody will be around to remind Andy of his youthful stupid takes.

I’m sensing a lot of... hostelity... here.

Don’t listen to TikTok on this one, it’s not worth it.

In 2024, a conservative who is not a moron is called a RINO.

Nixon resigned because Republican House members told him they’d vote for impeachment, and Republican senators told him the evidence was enough to convict.  Can you imagine any current Republican choosing the rule of law over worshiping a demagogue?

The GOP’s sense of personal responsibility died when an only-half-white man walked into the Oval Office and acted like he belonged there.  Their sixteen-years-and-counting temper tantrum has only gotten worse over time.

I’m guessing all of these numbers will skyrocket when cities start cracking down on those two-year-old “temporary” tags.

“Wait, this isn’t the drive-through window?”

#obligatoryJalopnik:  She is all about those manual transmissions.

How did we get to “political party over common sense”?

To be fair, her best attributes are much less than 37 years old.

The GOP has been telling us for years that politicians are criminals, and now they’re proving it.

“Hey, if the FAA wants to actually be able to tell airplanes what they can and can’t do, then it’s up to Congress to create those rules, in accord with the Founding Fathers’ vision of air travel.”

His name is Lance.

This is an absurd theory.  If the Earth was flipping around and around, how could the elephants hold it up?