There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the MAX business model is and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

I’m amazed the potholes didn’t launch him into the oncoming lanes.

If Little Shop of Horrors was set in a garage...

“Dear officer, Sorry if you were offended.  If you need a safe space, might I recommend The Entire State of Alabama?”

If BP buys the network, they can also hire the engineers who built it — the whole team, complete with management — and go from zero to market leader overnight.

If I could give exponential multiples of this star, I would.

Instead, Musk is presenting a golden opportunity to one of the other automakers -- an entire team, preassembled, trained and ready to advance the field.  Ford or GM or someone can hire the whole lot and give themselves a quantum leap forward.

See, the executives who just went out and fired a thousand random people on day one, regardless of their actual contributions to the company, those are the hardcore executives who deserve to be rewarded.

Look at Big Tomato astroturfing in these comments...

Tesla’s market cap is more than Toyota and Honda combined.  What the short sellers have known for a long time is that the company is massively overvalued, and we are finally seeing some correction to their stock price.

“Democrats buy electric cars too.”

Missouri’s attorney general is going to sue someone, just as soon as Daddy Elon points a finger during his next all-night ketamine rant.

“The 4 is still standing!”

Happens to everyone.  Catch-22 is a book that needs to be discovered by a new generation of readers.  (Cath-22, on the other hand, is a wee bit derivative.)

For the yutes: Cath-22 is a novel about a pilot whose urethra was damaged in the skies over war-torn Italy, but he can’t get a medical discharge until he can, well, discharge freely, so he has to keep flying.

“Hi, I’m shopping for a new car.  Do you have something that looks like oatmeal tastes?”

In my house, “buy only complete editions at a discount” is known as the Bethesda Protocol. If Zaslav wants me to put his company’s name in my mouth, he can pay me for the naming rights.

I don’t know who manages the estate of the late Robert Asprin... but if Balatro is a hit, can a game based on Dragon Poker be far behind?

On the chart of “regrettable Miley Cyrus hairstyles”, I’m not sure this one even cracks the Top 10.

They did some movies in the 70s with Bert Reynolds and Charles Heston.