Does anyone remember? Yes.

A lot of them aren’t even actual chocolate anymore.  If the label says “vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips (flavor)“, you’re not gonna find cocoa in the ingredients.

Pinball is the perfect metaphor for a bunch of tiny-balled whackos on tilt.

... co-starring his mortal frenemy, Ungoliant Wheaton.

Oh goody, another article about Chicago Dogs.

A yellow paint tweet is just like a yellow traffic light: Caution ahead.

If this movie achieves the same laughably unrealistic tone as the first, I will look forward to the Honest Trailer and the Rifftrax treatment.

2wister

Coming soon:  “Slideshow: 17 Appearances of the Same Article on G/O Sites”

Thankfully, Disney canceled that game while my child was still a toddler. If they had stuck with it, I’d be a much poorer geek today.

House of Dominoes and House of Legos could have been entertaining, but House of Basketballs was just stretching it too far.

Hey, your truck might have been made in Kansas City, where your workforce was hung over and happy!

It’s a shame that Kotaku left off the second half of the report, which was that Ferris Bueller is really sick.

Sometimes marketing is the worst thing that can happen to a movie.

In another universe, Patrick Stewart is holding Stewie from Family Guy, and it’s even more awesome.

Yeah.

The continued consolidation of pop culture is actually really depressing.

Oh no!  Poor Mr. Looper!

It’s also unclear as to why Sesame’s social media managers decided to play out this experiment with this episode at this time.

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