Turns out your friend’s neighbor is voting for someone with both characteristics!

And the idiot occupying the position of the speaker of the house has said they plan to pay for those tax cuts by cutting more taxes.

You simply can’t fix stupid.

Don’t forget the WALL-E Movie as well. 

The cause of the explosion is unclear because no Boeing employee, current or former, wants to comment for fear of being unalived.

I keep reading it as ‘Cybercrab’.

you mean “the right kind of people”

which, of course, I want kids to drive in car seats

Hence, the corporate cry for RTO.

Omni Consumer Products, Skynet and Soylent could join them.

I think OCP should move in.

If she doesn’t delete her Twitter and move entirely to one of the many other viable options for social media, I’ll be very disappointed.

It’s important to note that Musk doesn’t want to impregnate her simply because she’s a hot celebrity, but because he supports eugenics. RWNJs used to love TayTay because they thought she was some kind of ideal Aryan princess, but since she refuses to settle down and start expanding the master race gene pool, they feel…

He could be simply offering one of his existing children to her, but your take is likely the better one.

#7 I’m shocked Xitter had $600k to pay the settlement. Probably had to take out a loan.

Tesla isn’t a bad company; they are a collection of smart people trying to provide a quality product to the consumer DESPITE Musk’s constant interruption and distraction. I’m sure, when Elon committed to building the Cybertruck, many Tesla workers weren’t too thrilled.

The slide show is absolutely terrible, but the answer has to be Musk.

I still think about and miss Consumerist, which was long ago the best of the Gawker Media sites and was bought by CR.

State Farm did not make the list. Which is odd since they’re the largest auto insurance provider in the country. I’ve been pretty satisfied with them.

State Farm, not on the list.

If someone didn’t repost their content, would we even know CR still existed?