Cybertruck may stick to certain types of skin. Cybertruck contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not taunt Cybertruck.

Funny how, if this happened in a normal car, you may wind up with no A/C, but you can go about your day with the windows down. But this car? The entire truck shuts down because of that?

ClusterTruck™

Cybertruck Stans are a weird bunch. They act like the CT is some strange new alien technology that just fell out of the sky and landed in Tesla’s lap, which then decided to sell it on to customers. It’s no-one’s fault the thing keeps breaking! We just haven’t figured out this exotic new technology yet! As soon as…

Not enough micro transactions...yet

More like made by Bethesda, after is was bought by Ubisoft, after it had suffered a hostile takeover by EA, who had contracted with Cloud Imperium to run it for them.

like the windshield having what he described as a line or “wripple” in it, the driver seat being too close to the center console

Lots of people are short Tesla.  Their stock price is a gigantic game of hot potato.

If I were GIFTED a Tesla, I’d sell it and buy a Hyundai. 

Have you tried not driving it? I think that’s recommended in the owner’s manual.

When your truck goes full Hal9000...

More reasons that I will probably never buy an electric car from Tesla. Porsche, Polestar, hell even Hyundai has better quality than Tesla.

On the other hand, we finally have an answer to the question, “What if EA made cars?” Not that anyone ever thought to ask it, but hey, now we know.

I’ve got a 25 year old F150 that carries more, cost $100K less than the Cybertruck and has never left me stranded. It’ll tow a 2.5 ton trailer as long as it has gas in it. It’ll even fit in a normal parking spot or garage space.

What if they got him a bicycle instead?  I mean, and divorce papers, yeah, but dipshits on bicycles is kind of a Lance thing, no?

Shania Twain tried to warn us...

Yeah, if that’s not a prank and I was the neighbor I would pay the guy’s deductible and wait for the car to get fixed and then immediately smash another window. No scratches or dents, just smash the window and put a doll in the car seat with “X” for eyes.

The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

Car emissions are out of sight, out of mind for you I think. Take a look at photos of LA from the 70s if you want to see what life could be like. You don’t care because emissions have improved DRASTICALLY because of this ruling. Regardless, we shouldn’t have to choose which protection we want more, the people should…

Maggie Mull, with sympathy on the loss of her father Martin.