Hockey player Brad Marchand just discovered his next career move.

If you know a transponster, please give them an extra hug today.

Take your star. Your cursed Aztec pirate kinja star.

I had almost managed to kill off the last brain cells that held a memory of that film.  Just when I thought I was out...

I’m not sure where the “buff” comes from. But the beer swilling and the diversion away from intellectual pursuits? That’s easy; he met one of Dad’s old buddies.

I’ll buy it for a dollar.

I don’t think he bought Twitter to tank it.

I just checked, and my EGS account has close to 300 items.

... and the music would be controlled by the artist until someone recorded the audio output and torrented it.

Came for this.  Yeah, man!

Under Herb, the death-spiraling G/O would love to return to the days of being a medium company.

Bethesda’s exclusive partnership with AMD caused a big controversy when it was announced earlier this summer precisely because of the chip company’s pattern of locking out competitors’ features.

“How can you have more than four turns in a track?”

Came for this.  Leaving... before women.

The Matricksh

No more callers, please, we have our winner!

An entire trilogy of Star Wars movies from the guy who made the best Star Wars movie.

Hardee’s could have gone full retro, and paid to have it set in a Burger Chef.

“a Harmony Korine Action movie entirely in infrared”

I was coming here to drop the actual quote, but Dubya’s version is so much pithier.