Part of Aldi’s competitive advantage is the speed of their checkers. Why they choose to give that advantage away by dropping to a single cashier lane, I don’t understand.

That truck stays firmly planted through cow-lifting crosswinds. It drives through houses with nary a scratch. You can drop a freaking telephone pole on it and dent it a little. Throw a tricycle at its windshield, it leaves a small crack.
If Dodge could have made actual Ram trucks as indestructible as this one, they’d…

The twist is when they all find out they’re actually working for Mariah Dillard.

Maybe he’ll have a tattoo on his forehead that reads “UNCORRECTABLE MEMORY ERROR”.

Lil’ Ronny DeSatanis is about to enter the “... and find out” phase.

I’mma be over here, with a packet of jelly babies, laughing into my scarf while the Star Fans fight again.

In a parallel universe, one where Hulk was as popular as Spider-Man and Universal took the same deal Sony did, we got a mostly-standalone Hulk movie in between Infinity War and Endgame.

No.  Do not desecrate the memory of Babbage’s with this crap.

Oh, and in case the box-office returns didn’t make this CRYSTAL clear, please keep Jared Leto away from all three films.  Thanks, Amy!

Lookit that kaiju!  Just bursting with turtle meat, he is.

Clearly they’re saving room for a bigger, better, crunchier, tastier slideshow down the road.

Let’s be honest, your entertainment options in Santa Fe are pretty much (1) go antiquing or (2) go over to George R. R. Martin’s house and watch him not write anything.

The shared root between “conservation” and “conservative” gets more ironic every day.

Yeah, but that Tri-Coat!

Herb Spamfolder wants you to stop responding and click through another slideshow.

And yet, there he was in Westview, hanging out with Wanda, foreshadowing her ability to dip into alternate universes...

If you don’t mind the thought of opening up your Deck, you can buy the low-end model, drop another $80 on a 1TB 2230 SSD, and get more storage than even the high-end model.

“Butt-kicking on PC... for goodness!”

Superman: Nine times, eh? Never mind about that mortgage, your credit score just tanked. Did you know life expectancy was one of the criteria? Crazy, right? Uh, guy? Guy?

Any sexier, and he’s gonna make himself look big.